Customer
Service: Can you install Love?
Customer: I can do that. I’m not very technical, but I think I’m ready to
install now. What do I
do first?
Service: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart?
Customer: Yes, I have, but there are several programs running right now. Is
it? Okay to install
while they are running?
Service: What programs are running?
Customer: Let me see. I have Pasthurt.exe,
Lowesteem.exe, Grudge.exe and Resentment.com running right now.
Service: No problem. Love will automatically erase
Pasthurt.exe from your current Operating system. It may remain in your
permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will
eventually overwrite Lowesteem.exe with a module of its own, Called Highesteem.exe. However, you have to completely
turn off Grudge.exe
and Resentment.com. Those programs prevent Love from being
properly installed. Can you turn those off?
Customer: I don’t know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
Service: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke Forgiveness.exe. Do this
as many times as necessary until Grudge.exe and Resentment.com will be get
erased.
Customer: Okay, I’m done. Love has started installing itself automatically. Is
that normal?
Service: Yes it is. You should receive a message that says it will reinstall for
the life of
your Heart. Do you see that message?
Customer: Yes I do. Is it completely installed?
Service: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to
begin connecting to other Hearts to get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops!! I have an error message already. What should I do?
Service: What does the message say?
Customer: It says, Error 412 Program not run on internal components. What does that mean?
Service: Don’t worry, that’s a common problem. It means that the Love program is set up to run on
external hearts but has not yet been running on
your heart. It is one of those complicated programming
things, but in non- technical
terms it means that you have to love your own machine before it can love
others.
Customer: So what should I do?
Service: Can you find the directory called Self-acceptance?
Customer: Yes, I have it.
Service: Excellent, you are getting good at this.
Customer: Thank you.
Service: You’re welcome. Click on the following files and then copy them to
my heart directory Forgiveself.doc, Selfesteem.txt, Realizeworth.txt
and Goodness.doc.
The system will
overwrite conflicting files and begin patching any faulty programming. Also,
you need to delete Self-criticize.exe from all directories and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to
make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.
Customer: Got it! Wow! My heart is filling up with really neat files. Smile.mpg is playing on my
monitor right now and it shows that Warmth.com, Peace.exe and Contentment.com are copying themselves all Over
my Heart!
Service: Then Love is installed and running. You should be able to handle it from
here. One more thing before I go?
Customer: Yes?
Service: Love is freeware.
Be sure to give it and its various modules to
everybody you are meeting. They will in turn share it
with other people and they will return some really neat modules back to you.
Customer: I will. Thank you for your help.
Service: You’re very welcome.